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This kid is laughing like it’s going out of fashion!

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If there is something ridiculous, it’s this. I mean, hasn’t she heard of the new Burqini; Bikini for Hijabis? Oh, wait… it shows your face but she doesn’t wanna show her face, she prefers the Ninja type Hijab but she has to swim, so yeah, let’s jump in with the Burqa.

God knows what country this [...]

The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage shows mujras
The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm. The evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Saturday’s rush hour starts Friday morning.
You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatheh
Your Massi and Driver have taught you fluent punjabi
Your broke ass next door [...]

1. You only went to a British private school.
2. You never walked to school, you only either got a ride from your parents or rode your school’s coach bus.
3. You lived in either a condo or a Mediterranean-style villa.
4. Having fun during the weekends consisted of lying down in the beach, spending money at the [...]

1. Oakland is close enough so you can root for its teams, but far enough away so that you feel safe.
2. You can distinguish between a cryp and a blood at Great America based upon the nuances of their limp.
3. Several “parties” you frequent take place inside someone’s garage amongst laundry, sitting on crates around [...]