MyLifeDump

1. Oakland is close enough so you can root for its teams, but far enough away so that you feel safe.
2. You can distinguish between a cryp and a blood at Great America based upon the nuances of their limp.
3. Several “parties” you frequent take place inside someone’s garage amongst laundry, sitting on crates around [...]

This video is ridiculously funny. It’s from America’s Got Talent TV show which is similar to American Idol. The guy’s name is Kashif, from Pakistan and he performs Kaho Na Pyar Hai’s Ek Pal Ka Jeena by Lucky Ali. I love the song… and of course Hrithik’s dance in the movie. You decide if you [...]

I was hysterical last night when I heard Bernie Ward talking about GAY Bomb during his talk show on KGO.
Apparently during 1994, Pentagon had asked for $7.5 Million to make a GAY bomb. What is a GAY bomb you ask?
Gay bomb is an informal name for a theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United [...]

This is a clip from comedy central of Maz Jobrani who is one of the comedians from the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour. It’s hilarious, the guy is a persion married to an Indian and is very funny. He has also done few roles in the movies, I think he was in one of the [...]

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let’s convert our potential energy to [...]